Not Me Lucky Charms
Holy shit! The wee-folks stash of processed oats and sugars and starches have gone missing! These were their primary breakfast staples and without them the wee-wee-folk (their children) are going to go hungry before their hard day’s work of playing, drinking and beating things with sticks! Won’t someone investigate the missing stores of nourishment to get the wee-folk back on their feet and whacking stuff with zeal again? The gnome Glarkin McFinn is the owner of the grain storage bin and has offered up a sum of gold and some “magikal” trinkets in exchange for anyone finding and bringing back the stores of food.